Ten Things To Do at Midnight as a Single Straight Female

Okay so some of these you can do as a single person on New Year's Eve, regardless of gender or sexuality. Some of these you can do while happily in a relationship if you're apart, or even together. Imagine your significant other's delight when instead of kissing at midnight, you're dancing like Beyonce. Happy New Year! There's one or two that are just for me but it's my blog so WHATEVER.

Ten Things To Do at Midnight as a Single Straight Female
on New Year's Eve.

1) Scan the crowd for George Clooney. He could be wherever you are, by some crazy twist of fate because you two are meant for each other. Also, look for Drake while you're at it.

2) Drink your champagne early on “accident.” Finish the whole glass. No one can yell at you because they'll get distracted and by the time you finish everyone will be over midnight and raging again.

3) Slam your face against the bar. Or wall. Or floor. Or mildly attractive man’s face standing next to you. YOLO.

4) Hope that your platonic single male friend (AKA unicorn because they are a lovely rarity) is around because no one is more fun to hate on drunk couples with. 

5) Find the other drunk crying girl in the bar (she will be there) and share your life stories. Start at 11:57pm so you can be appropriately enthralled by midnight.

6) Use the bathroom. (Disclaimer: stole this from my friend after telling him it was a bad idea but actually it's pretty fantastic in retrospect sorry bro).

7) Call your sister and cry about not making out with man at the bar that could be George Clooney or Drake maybe and also wish her Happy New Year.

8) Smoke a cigarette. You’ll be drunk enough by then and all the cynical people do it so chances are you won’t be alone outside.

9) Scan the crowd and see if there is a When Harry Met Sally moment happening for anyone because that would be happy.

10) Dance. Become Beyonce. Bow down bitches.